Monday, March 22, 2010

Do It Yourself Sci-Fi Movie: Just Add Actors and Scenery

"That transmission isn't coming from Earth!"


"This wasn't built by human hands!"


"We're entering a black hole!"


"Professor!"


"It's some sort of mechanical man!"


"Man was not meant to play god!"


"It's some sort of genetic experiment gone horribly wrong!"


(Sound effects) BLEEP-BLOOP, whirrrrrr......click


"Prepare for light speed jump!"


"You mean....we're not the first life form on this planet?"


"It's some sort of atomic mutation!"


"How can you speak English?"


"On Earth we call this 'kissing'."


"Their technology is centuries beyond ours!"


"You can't go out there without a helmet!"


"Prepare for blast off!"


"I-am-programmed-to-serve-you."


"Meteor shower!"


"Now sample a taste of my Death Ray!"


"I speak as a representative of the other planets."


"The computer has become self aware!"


"We come in peace." (Sound effect) KABOOM!!!


"It's a flying saucer!"


"It's a giant egg!"


"But what powers it?"


"We're headed straight for the Sun!"


"Turn on the artificial gravity."


"Help me strap on my jet pack!"


"Careful! They have ray guns!"


"This ship is atomic powered!"


"Does your planet no longer experience love?"


Theremin: oooo-WEEEEEE-OOOOHHHH-oooo

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